Stuff I like (all)
- Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.Cashier:Are you 18?Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.
The next person who invites me to play any kind of game on Facebook will be receiving a flaming bag of shit on their front doorstep.
This Reddit post is great. It’s about people who knew celebrities personally.
- There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- I actually DID realize I was demisexual when I fell in love with my boyfriend and suddenly understood what everyone was talking about.
My wife is actually part sloth