YOU BETTER SLAM ON THE GODDAMN BRAKES RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE. Take a look here. What is this? It’s a night light. You know, just FUCKING MJOLNIR, THE VERY FUCKING HAMMER THOR USES TO SMACK BITCHES AROUND WITH. You may be thinking to yourself, “But I don’t need a night light! I’m not scared of the dark! ” Well, let me ask you this, then. YOU EVER HAVE A GIGANTIC JOTNAR STANDING ABOVE YOUR BED, READY TO SMASH YOUR PUNY-ASS RIBCAGE TO PIECES? WELL NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO, BECAUSE THEY’LL SEE THAT HAMMER AND KNOW YOU WILL CUNT-PUNT THEM STRAIGHT BACK TO THEIR WORLD WITH THE FURY OF THE GODS THEMSELVES IF THEY TRY SHIT. So remember, kids, whenever someone sees you with this, they know you, like the Wu-Tang Clan, AIN’T NOTHIN’ TO FUCK WITH.

YOU BETTER SLAM ON THE GODDAMN BRAKES RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE. Take a look here. What is this? It’s a night light. You know, just FUCKING MJOLNIR, THE VERY FUCKING HAMMER THOR USES TO SMACK BITCHES AROUND WITH. You may be thinking to yourself, “But I don’t need a night light! I’m not scared of the dark! ” Well, let me ask you this, then. YOU EVER HAVE A GIGANTIC JOTNAR STANDING ABOVE YOUR BED, READY TO SMASH YOUR PUNY-ASS RIBCAGE TO PIECES? WELL NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO, BECAUSE THEY’LL SEE THAT HAMMER AND KNOW YOU WILL CUNT-PUNT THEM STRAIGHT BACK TO THEIR WORLD WITH THE FURY OF THE GODS THEMSELVES IF THEY TRY SHIT. So remember, kids, whenever someone sees you with this, they know you, like the Wu-Tang Clan, AIN’T NOTHIN’ TO FUCK WITH.